ST PIM’S

THE A LA FARTE MENU

3pm – 9pm

Fresh seasonal content, expertly crafted to avoid extreme food poisoning

 

Starters

 

SOUP OF THE GAY

Who is pim, why are they in my house?

 

MACKEREL RAVOLIO

There is a fishy secret hiding in here

 

EGG

I don’t know what more you want?

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FISH

 

fried Sea yassssssssssss

Get the fuck out of my face plz

 

CLAM SHOWER

                 I’m running out of ideas

 

BRAISED BLACK GOD

Have you discovered who you are yet, dug out who you used to be and undertaken Frankenstein like construction of the soul. Now you have.

 

 

MAINS

 

CHICKEN KAHAI

I don’t know what to tell you this shit just fucks severely

 

PIG

Pink and stinky, curly wurly trotter having fuck

 

NWOODLES

Swurpy swurp uwu

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Desserts

 

Do You Like Cake?

You disgust me you fucking animal, how dare you come into my house and act like this.

 

You DON’T Like Cake?

You god, you absolute fucking angel among men, I will kiss you on the mouth.