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SOUP OF THE GAY
Who is pim, why are they in my house? MACKEREL RAVOLIO
There is a fishy secret hiding in here |
EGG
I don’t
know what more you want?
|
FISH
fried Sea
yassssssssssss Get the fuck out of my face plz CLAM SHOWER I’m running out of ideas BRAISED BLACK GOD Have you discovered who you are yet, dug out who you used to be and undertaken Frankenstein like construction of the soul. Now you have. |
MAINS
CHICKEN KAHAI I don’t know what to tell you this shit just fucks severely PIG Pink and stinky, curly wurly trotter having fuck NWOODLES Swurpy swurp uwu |
Do You Like
Cake?
You disgust me you
fucking animal, how dare you come into my house and act like this.
You DON’T
Like Cake?
You god, you absolute
fucking angel among men, I will kiss you on the mouth.